[[A hazy dream.]]

ACT I

SCENE I

1-1-AINT. NIGHT CLUB1-1-A

CHANCE THE RAPPER is performing an improv show. His sporadic movements are capturing the crowd but the real attraction is that the routine consist entirely of selections from ACID RAP. Instead of rapping, Chance and a puppet (BUCKET) on his hand perform the lyrics as a narrative between two friends.

CHANCE THE RAPPER

(to Bucket)

ACID ACID?

BUCKET

(to CHANCE THE RAPPER)

Get it? ACID!

CHANCE THE RAPPER

(to Bucket)

Melts through plastic?

BUCKET

(to CHANCE THE RAPPER)

I SPIT

(spewing fire)

F-I-R-E

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1-2-AINT. BACK IN THE CROWD1-2-A

Two fans discussing.

FAN #1

(to FAN #2)

Is it me or are you not getting

(pulls ears and sticks our tongue)

comedy from this?

FAN #2

(to FAN #1)

Nah I feel like it's kinda going along with the Arthur thing but the puppet is giving me a Frank Oz, Sesame Street vibe. You know like Count Chocula on acid.

(terrible transylvanian accent)

ONE ACID

TWO ACID

THREE ACID

FOUR

FOUR ACIDS

FAN #1

(to FAN #2)

Maybe you're right.

(shrugs)

CHANCE THE RAPPER

(to BUCKET & CROWD)

NAH NAH NAH NAHNAHNAH

CROWD

(to stage)

NAH NAH NAH NAHNAHNAH


BUCKET

(to the sky)

AUGH

END SCENE